MacGruber

(billy showed me this. i missed it cause i was watching 28 weeks and forgot to set the Videocassette Recorder.)

... and yes I AM a lawyer ...

... just an unlicensed one. And I'll be doing something about that in a few months.

hehe

ninjas dancing...

so this is like a dance performed in a round (like row row row your boat...)

first he does it by himself to show you- and then everyone together-




and then they did it in a prison...

hot off the presses

Josh Scholes called me today to tell me that he just got engaged!

how about that?


here's a picture of the happy couple- i janked it from facebook- (which i still dont understand why some of you arent on- but thats another story...)

derren brown

i wont take up an entire post- but anyone with 10 spare minutes- please do yourself a favor and put "darren brown" into youtube- he's one of the most amazing performers i've ever seen (has his own show on the BBC)- some really really amazing stuff that you can just watch for hours if you've got some spare time- i've put afew videos on My blog if you feel so inclined- i challenge you to find fault in authenticity of the one about the grocery store (the top video)

SNL

This is from last night's SNL. The show wasn't very good, but then this sketch came on. And you watch it... and you sit there thinking... this is dumb.. and gross... and then it just gets funny. I can't explain it. And then it goes completely random (esp. the very end). But I loved it.

also this...

love this...

The Wig Thieves



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sorry for the low quality

i hope this guy doesn't have a wife.

ESPN map

so.... i was checking out ESPN recently and there was a vote in reference to the fact that South Carolina has a confederate flag flying on the grounds of its capital- it was previously on top of the actual building but in 2000 was moved to the side near the grave of a confederate soldier...

there has been considerable debate about NCAA sporting events being held in the sate- the most recent decision that came down a few months ago was that no conference championships could be held in the state because of the flag-

so they the poll today was:
"Do you object to the presence of a confederate battle flag on the state capitol grounds in South Carolina?" (yes or no)




i found it rather interesting (but i suppose not unexpected) that the vote was pretty close and how certain states fell along a certain line in a certain pattern...

any thoughts?

(p.s.- i voted "no": i think slavery was very very wrong, but i also think that the civil war part of our nation's history is something we should remember-- in order to perhaps prevent such a thing from ever happening again)

Dear Sister

this is hilarious. (man they already took down the first one i put up.)



i'm glad andy and bill are doing so well on snl. it's really impressive being it's their 1st or 2nd season.

did anyone see ATHFCMFT this weekend?

pappert, i'm looking in your direction....



if you did, here are the lyrics to the opening song. (if you havent seen it, the setup is a "let's go out the lobby" song before the movie and it gets interrupted by a very unsavory, pierced, tattooed, heavy metal food item band (Mastodon). they're screaming the lyrics. so much that there are subtitles in the movie for it. it goes like this...)

"Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife"

Don't talk, watch!
Don't talk, watch!

You came here, watch it!
Don't like it? Walk out!
We still have all your f-ing money!

Do not kick or jiggle the seat in front of you while you are sitting there.
I am everywhere at once and I will cut you up.
If you make out here I will cut your lips and tounge from your head with a LINOLEUM KNIFE!!!!

Do not explain the plot,
if you don't understand then you should not be here
Your money is now our money and we will
SPEND IT ON DRUGS!

Do not crinkle your food wrapers loudly,
be considerate to others
or I will bite your torso
and give you a disease.

Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this.
Take the seed outside.
LEAVE IT IN THE STREET!
Run it over after the show.

If I see you videotaping this movie,
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid,
and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes.

This is a copyrighted movie for Time-Warner
If I find you sold it on eBay
I will break into your house and tear your wife in half

Suck it, Scott!

A Gamers' Manifesto

I stumbled across this and thought it was just too funny not to share with the video game lovers on this blog.

A Gamers' Manifesto

The State Easter Eggs

Each year the 50 states (and District of Columbia) select artists to decorate Easter eggs to the send the White House. The artists within each state vote amongst themselves to select their state's egg to present to the First Lady. Here is Tennessee's egg:

Tennessee

Then there's Wyoming:


Wyoming

Not so good, eh, Wyoming? Here is some background on what happened to Wyoming's egg.

Look what we have to look forward to!

A proud Grandma Jess with her hairy, 4eyed grandson(?).

Will Ferrell short film

Have you guys seen the Will Ferrell/Adam McKay short film called The Landlord? If not, click on the link in the title and enjoy. If someone wants to imbed it in the blog feel free. I thought it was pretty funny, let me know what you think.

Oksana and Bryan circa 2050

I found this really cool thing online that lets you submit a picture and it "ages" you. It will also let you see what you might look like as various races and in a few particular artists unique styles.

Anyway, this is supposedly we will look like when we're "older adults" (I estimated 2050, a nice round number... we'll be 68):

Kinda scary, I think, since it looks like my dad + 15 years.

Check it out for yourself: http://morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/Transformer/. The aging is much better than the de-aging in my opinion. You can also do humorous pictures of yourself as a few different races.